Once in a lifetime money laundering offer!

Here's some spam that's designed to prey on people who truly have absolutely no ethics whatsoever. It's an obviously bogus request for someone to help the attorney of a Nigerian army officer launder cash that the officer managed to pilfer before being arrested for human rights offenses.

It's pretty amazing to think about what type of person would actually be taken in by this scheme. You have to be dumb enough to believe that a Nigerian attorney looking to launder millions of dollars would contact you via email without any knowledge of you whatsoever, and offer to deposit $26.4 million in one of your accounts. You also have to be corrupt enough to be willing to help launder cash for a former army officer who served under a brutal dictator. One thing I will say is that anyone who gets burned by this scam definitely deserves whatever happens to them.

Note: (10/2002) This was the first time I'd ever gotten hit by the famed Nigerian scam. I've since learned a lot more about it. For more information see the 419 Coalition Web site.
From: gremalawfirm@yahoo.com
Subject: Urgent
Date: Fri, 8 Jun 2001 11:03:40

AHMED A. GREMA
AHMED  & ASSOCIATES
BOOK SHOP BUILDING, 11TH FLOOR
23 BROAD STREET,
LAGOS - NIGERIA

SIR,

I WISH TO INTRODUCE MYSELF TO YOU.

I AM AHMED A. GREMA (SAN) SENIOR PARTNER OF AHMED & ASSOCIATES LAW
CHAMBERS, A LAWYER/ATTORNEY TO HAMZA AL MUSTAPHA WHO WAS THE FORMER
CHIEF SECURITY OFFICER TO THE MILITARY DICTATOR OF NIGERIA, GENERAL SANI
ABACHA. THE LATE GENERAL SANI ABACHA DIED UNEXPECTEDLY ON THE 8TH OF
JUNE 1998. HIS COLLEAGUES IN THE ARMY POISONED HIM IN THE PRESIDENTIAL
VILLA (ASOROCK) BECAUSE HE RULED NIGERIA WITH AN IRON HAND AND HE DID
NOT WANT DEMOCRACY IN THE COUNTRY.

WITH THE DEATH OF THE DICTATOR, ELECTIONS WERE HELD IN THE COUNTRY AND
A CIVILIAN ADMINISTRATION WAS SWORN INTO POWER. WITH THE ADVENT OF THE
NEW CIVILIAN ADMINISTRATION, A DECISION WAS TAKEN BY THE PRESIDENT OF
NIGERIA TO PROBE AND PROSECUTE ALL MILITARY OFFICERS THAT SERVED IN THE
LAST MILITARY REGIME OF THE LATE GENERAL SANI ABACHA. MY CLIENT, MAJOR
HAMZA AL MUSTAPHA WAS SINGLED OUT BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE DAY AS AN
ARMY OFFICER THAT MUST BE PUNISHED BECAUSE OF HIS CLOSENESS TO THE LATE
DICTATOR AND GROSS HUMAN RIGHT ABUSES ON THE CITIZENS OF NIGERIA. MY
CLIENT AND I WERE BEST OF FRIENDS AND HE SHARED HIS SECRETS WITH ME.


THE FORMER CHIEF SECURITY OFFICER TO THE LATE HEAD OF STATE MAJOR HAMZA
AL MUSTAPHA HAD PRIVATE ACCOUNTS THAT ARE WORTH 100 MILLION UNITED
STATES DOLLARS AROUND THE WORLD. PRESENTLY HE HAS BEEN ARRESTED BY THE
GOVERNMENT OF THE DAY AND IS PRESENTLY IN PRISON WAITING TO BE TAKEN
TO COURT ON CHARGES OF GROSS HUMAN RIGHT ABUSES ON THE CITIZENS OF
NIGERIA. I WAS DIRECTLY INFORMED BY MY CONTACTS AT THE PRESIDENTIAL
VILLA, THAT HE WILL BE CONVICTED BECAUSE OF HIS POSITION AS THE FORMER
CHIEF SECURITY OFFICER TO THE LATE DICTATOR.

SHORTLY BEFORE THE PRESENT GOVERNMENT ARRESTED MY CLIENT, HE ENTRUSTED
TO ME THE SUM OF TWENTY -SIX MILLION, FOUR HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED
STATES DOLLARS (us$26,400,000.00) FOR SAFEKEEPING. THIS AMOUNT WAS TO BE
SENT TO HIS MISTRESS IN LEBANON TO LAUNDER FOR HIM.

I HAVE SINCE HAD THIS AMOUNT WITH ME STASHED AWAY A PRIVATE SECURITY
COMPANY IN NIGERIA. I CANNOT SEND THIS MONEY TO MY CLEINT'S MISTRESS ANY
MORE BECAUSE OF THE SITUATION OF THINGS OVER HERE. AS A RESULT OF THIS I
HAVE BEEN MANDATED BY MY CLIENT TO SOLICIT FOR A PARTNER ABROAD WHO IS
WILLING AND READY TO ASSIST IN RECEIVING THE $26.4 MILLION. THEREFORE, I
NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE IN MOVING AND SECURING THIS MONEY IN YOUR ACCOUNT
ABROAD. YOU WILL BE ADEQUATELY COMPENSATED WITH 15% OF THE TOTAL SUM FOR
YOUR ASSISTANCE AND CO-OPERATION WITH ME TO MOVE THIS FUNDS OUT OF THE
COUNTRY.

I INTEND TO SAFEGUARD AND INVEST THIS AMOUNT OF MONEY ABROAD WITH A
RELIABLE FOREIGN BUSINESS PARTNER SO THAT WE CAN INVEST THE FUNDS IN
REAL ESTATE BUSINESS OR ANY VIABLE BUSINESS IN YOUR COUNTRY. THAT IS
WHY I AM SOLICITING YOUR ASSISTANCE AND COOPERATION AS REGARDS THIS
BUSINESS. ARRANGEMENTS HAVE BEEN CONCLUDED WITH A SECURITY COMPANY IN
EUROPE TO RECEIVE THE MONEY IN CASH DEPENDING ON WHERE IS CONVENIENT FOR
YOU.

PLEASE INDICATE YOUR WILLINGNESS TO ASSIST ME BY SENDING TO ME THE
FOLLOWING INFORMATION; YOUR COMPANY NAME ADDRESS AND YOUR PRIVATE PHONE
AND FAX NUMBERS SO THAT I CAN CONTACT YOU AND COMMENCE THE TRANSACTION
IN EARNEST.

I AM WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU VERY SOON.

BEST REGARDS,
 
AHMED A. GREMA